:: Bloated Siti ::

I am not a fan of local music or movie except for Saiful Apek's only ( he is hillarious, ok! ).

But this picture definitely caught my attention to write something about local artist. She is the No.1 leading singer in Malaysia for years now. And she was in top 100 most beautiful women in the world couple of years ago.

Siti Norhaliza...now.

She is bloated! Is this the after-effect of marriage?

:: Pouty Lips? ::

Lets pay some attention to our very own Miss Lipsay Lohan.
Suddenly, she walks out with puffed up lips. Is it necessary? I mean she can do anything with her money but a puffed up lips? I still can't get it.

I hate this girl.

Not 'coz of the lips! But i just hate her. From her acting to her annoying attitude. She doesn't do any good to anyone. She is just full of nonsense. And that is exactly why..

I love to talk about her.

Can you see the lady behind her, wearing all black? Well, that's Lipsay's younger sister, Ali. Just turned 14 recently ( or is it 13? ). The sister looks much matured than the diva herself.

:: J Lo's double joy ::

As a starter for my neverending Hollywood scoops, here is a GOOD news...

J Lo is expecting TWINS!

If you are an avid reader of those entertainment web, blogs etc, you would have known this sweeeeet news ages ago! Ok. Not ages, at least few weeks ago. The best part is that J Lo has already chose names for her bundle of joys! And that would be Max and Emme. Yes guys, a boy and a girl! Mama J Lo is reported to be on top of the world right now on her 'achievement'.

Lavandula says in red,
"Whats with Hollywood recently? Babies are just popping out everyweek and to add on, so many A-listers got knocked up!"

:: Warm Welcome to All ::

Hello everyone..

Welcome to the don't-expect-any personal-stuffs blog of yours truly. This is merely to kill time at work! Hahaha..
I'll be jotting down on Hollywood, Malaysian culture and traditions, facts and figures, Hollywood, jokes and so on. Did i mention Hollywood?

So, stick on. And do be a loyal reader of this 'Bedtime Stories to Lalaland'

:: Laugh out Loud ::

I need to share these!

These clips have been rocking my office since last week.

Guys, with much pride ( and laughter), i present to you GELI MAT!

Version 1:




Version 2:



Muahahahahahahhahaaahahahhaha!

"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine" by Lord Byron